FORWARD

CHAPTER 1 - GREETINGS

CHAPTER 2 - WATCH OUT FOR THE ONE WITH THE PROPELLER...

CHAPTER 3 - THREE SQUARES A DAY

CHAPTER 4 - POLYDACTYLY

CHAPTER 5 - BUNK MATES

CHAPTER 6 - THE PECAN GROVE

CHAPTER 7 - A TIDY BARRACKS IS A HAPPY BARRACKS

CHAPTER 8 - MAGGIE'S DRAWERS

CHAPTER 9 - PUTTING A CRIMP IN THE LIEUTENANT'S LECTURE

CHAPTER 10 - PEACH ICE CREAM

CHAPTER 11 - HOW TO MOVE A GARBAGE PIT

CHAPTER 12 - LIKE A PAT OF BUTTER

CHAPTER 13 - MORE ABOUT MORTARS THAN YOU EVER REALLY WANTED TO KNOW

CHAPTER 14 - PANZERTRUPPEN

CHAPTER 15 - THE ROUT NO ONE STARTED

CHAPTER 16 - NIGHT MANUVERS

CHAPTER 17 - A STATEMENT OF CHARGES

CHAPTER 18 - PETER PARADE

CHAPTER 19 - THERE IS NO GAIN WITHOUT SOME PAIN

CHAPTER 20 - SUPPOSE THEY GAVE A WAR AND NO ONE WAS IN THE BUNKERS

CHAPTER 21 - THE TAKING OF TOKYOAMACHEE

CHAPTER 22 - NEW YEARS EVE IN TIMES SQUARE

CHAPTER 23 - BREAKFAST ON THE J.W. MCANDREWS

CHAPTER 24 - PINK EYE

CHAPTER 25 - TEETER-TOTTER TOILET TRAINING

CHAPTER 26 - THE SEGREGATED SERVICE

CHAPTER 27 - TAKING THE NIGHT TRAIN TO PARIS

CHAPTER 28 - T'WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, T'WAS THE WORST OF TIMES

CHAPTER 29 - THE FURNITURE SALESMAN FROM TENNESSEE

CHAPTER 30 - HOW I FOUND PEACE AND HAPPINESS AS AN OILER...

CHAPTER 31 - BUZZ OFF

CHAPTER 32 - AMERICAN PATROL

CHAPTER 33 - SPECKENBEUTEL

CHAPTER 34 - DEATH ROW

CHAPTER 35 - THE ADMIRAL R.E. KOONTZ

CHAPTER 36 - BITING OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW

EPILOGUE

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