We Found Patty, Who Was Fat And Sadly Winded, A Place To Sit
Tom Struggled Back and Forth Through The Goo With Boxes and Gear...
My Heart Did a FlipFlop When I Heard Tom Needed To 'Disassemble' The Carburetor
Soon The Smell of Raw Gas Was Everywhere
John, Our 'Glades Guide, Was Waiting At The Rendezvous Spot...
"A Man Can Hide But Not
Stand Still: If the 'Skeeters
Don' Get Him, The 'Gators Will'
(Limeliters)
As I Slid Overboard,
The Prop Blast Blew Me
Under the Pah-hay-Okee Goo...
On Our Return, The Wind
Pulled My Wallet From
My Tee-Shirt, and Whirled
It Away To Leeward...
It Was Not Till Years Later(!)
I Understood What a Foolish Thing I Did:
I Went Overboard And
Wading in The Everglades!
"Jeezul!"
Archeo Buddies Out Of The Past Wrote To Me...
My Father Always Said:
'No Tale Should Suffer In The Retelling'...
...More Retelling...
How Did 'Nurk Get Into The Story?
(Make My Next One a Double, Bartender!)
Like I Say, I Left Miami Forever - And I Took Cleo, My Cat, With Me!
"God Watches
Over All"